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Happy New Year 2008 Nepal gifts coming your way


Or is it the Christmas hang over?

Ministry for collecting Petroleum commission and Kidnapping has given a speech in the name of the Nation. It said today in a pressed release the following “howdy folks Guess what time is it? Well it is the happy New Year and time for all the people of this beautiful Nation to get some perk on the occasion. So we have decided after consultation with our fellow accomplishes that the price of petroleum product has to be raised as it is the only way we can pay tribute to the rise in greasing the palm sector of industries.”
Oh I see the Hope at last after so many months of hitting new lows every day. Growth oh growth how sweet you can be.
The only way to get rid the nation from these poor bastards is to kill’em all .If this fails try taxing there oxygen.



पेट्रोलियम कमिशन तथा अपहरण मन्तरी द्वारा देश बासीको नाममा सम्बोधन। जनतालाई मध्य रात्रीय उपहार। जनता(पेट्रोलियम डिलर्स एसो उसो सिएछन्।) खुसीले गद्‍गद्। मगंलमान सधै झैं फेरी एक पटक पुन ट्वाँ ट्वाल्ल वाल्ल छ्याल्ल हुक्क हुक्क थुक्क थुक्क वात्त फ्यात्त थ्याच्च अन्त्यमा खुईइ‍य। जे जसो भए नि जाँतो त घुमाउनै पर्‍यो। क्याबात मन्तरी ज्यू क्याबात। यी पूँजीबादी अर्थतन्त्रले बोक्नु परेका बेफ्वाँकका बोझ (गरिबहरु) ले गर्दा बदनाम भै रहेको देशलाई धनी बनाउने रामबाण औषधी खोजेकोमा हजुरलाई साष्‍टाङ्ग दण्डवत। यसै गरि अब बिस्तारै घाँटी अठ्याउँदै जाँदा सबै गरिब मरिसके पछि नेपाल एक मात्र गरिबी उन्मुलन भएको देश कहलिनेछ क्या काईदा क्या बात। ए नाथे अम्रिकानेहरु सिक ए तिमरुनि नेपाली मोडलको गरिबि उन्मुलन कार्यक्रमबाट बाट।
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  1. Meroguff

    December 28, 2007 at 11:21 AM

    Yo sab, india taskari, ani, NOC ko maha-taskari ko khel ho. chorai chor chan, bangla thadauni uni haru, gadi kinni uni haru, ani kai nabhako petrol ko bhau chahi hamlai cherauni chor haru, kasto raaadi ka baan haru. Sab lai ekai thau ma rakhera bhutututu bhutnu parney.
    Tel ko bhau antarastriya bajaar ma badhda badhauney, ghatda nagathauney,rin ma dubna la cha bhanera nataak dekhauney ta NOC ko chor haru, india bata mahango ma kinera tiniharu lai pheri commision ko love sasto mai bechney yehi chor haru, kasailey kasailai naterney haru ko bich ma naikey bhayera basna parya cha tini haru lai, kya moj. ..
    aba tehi ho, paisa tirdai kinney, hoina bhaney tyo ni painna dhilo ma dhilo...

    bro, lekh chahi gajab ko lagyo...

  1. आकार

    December 28, 2007 at 9:18 PM

    wow I like it........... grt satarist.....

  1. MangalMan

    December 29, 2007 at 5:02 PM

    NOC(No Oil Co.).Their staff still get big bonuses.

  1. MangalMan

    December 29, 2007 at 5:04 PM

    oh my rantings so meaning less you are.

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