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Fun with wikiscanner Nepal telecom edition


After scouring through inspiring and thought provoking chunk of info from betanews i felt ever compelled to do a Nepali version of the whole thing. I was not really expecting anything big but i think digging of my nose has yielded gold this time around.Ok here is the deal wikiscanner lets you input an organization name or domain and gives a list of what folks using their network have been up to on Wikipedia.Should i be elaborating about wikipedia? I guess not.

Apparently employees from Nepal Telecom have been involved in the editing of wiki entry of their rivals i mean “Spice Nepal” interesting i think.

Lets see i will make a list of edits they made and the date it was done.

On 17th of May 2007 Data under the Title Network information was altered to claim falsely that Spice Nepal has collapsed.

On 12th of June 2007 Web link to the Companies website was changed to http://www.russiansmugler.com

On the same day this piece of precious info was added to the entry

“Because of the reimbursement of the leased equpment, it is planning to close the network and will be handover to Nepal Telecom being a government Owned company.”

Oh same words right down to the spelling mistake.

On December 25th 2007

Network Status: Live from September 2005 was altered to Network Status: Dead from September 2005

Same day http://www.pidaluworld.comWorld and www.alu.com were the weblinks that were added (replaced with the home page link) to the entry.

On same day oh wow this is the most interesting of all the edits entire network status data was altered i think i need to give you a snapshot of this one this is funny at least it is to me. Click on the picture for expanded view.


Line 18: Line 18:





==Network Information==

==Network Information==
-
* Operator Name: Spice Nepal Private Ltd
+
* Operator Name: Mafia Don from Russia Company Unlimited
-
* Network Name: Mero Mobile
+
* Network Name: Mahato Mobile(Be aware of virus)
-
* Technology: GSM 900/1800
+
* Technology: TDM 100/420

* Network Status: Dead from September 2005

* Network Status: Dead from September 2005

LOL....

Ok off we go to the faq section which i feel is a must here

FAQ

1)No I am Not an employee of Spice Nepal

2)No I am Not the one at Nepal telecom who has done this

3) Yes People at Nepal Telecom are complete idiots to think that they can get away with this with out anyone ever finding out.

4) No I am not going to reveal my Mobile number.

5) My email address is back2mangalman@gmail.com

6) Yes Nepal telecom's mobile service sucks big time.

7) Adsl chai thikai cha tara paisa ghataunu parcha ha ha

8) I ate mushroom today and i am feeling very sleepy bye bye.

Worlds most annoying website and yet it's fun


Not much to say about this you have to actually follow the link to experience it for yourself and judge for yourself if this one is the worlds most annoying website.

http://home.comcast.net/~wolfand/


Warning:Do this if you have a bit of time to spare and don't forget to give comment.

Internet explorer 7 the buggiest browser in the world.


No i am not a firefox fan boy but the Internet explorer really sucks.I have 
stopped to use it altogether.I have noticed that firefox does not do good 
memory wise in my old low memory computer.

So i have installed opera and safari too just to be sure.I think this safari thing is not stable enough at least not yet.But the page loads faster in safari then any other browser may be its just their punch line "Fastest browser in the world" that is making me think this way i don't know.

Today I came across 2 websites which talked about the bugs in Internet explorer.They have identified wooping 131 bugs in IE7.I am not a developer but by the looks of it this much of bugs would have driven me crazy if i were a serious one.

Just an example here :


 Code in question here  when saved as html and run from IE7 would make IE7 disappear for no reason.Is it magic?I think so.So Guys at microsoft really know some serious magic too.Ha ha ha.I am impressed really.

The site got this info here is http://www.0x000000.com/index.php?i=527&bin=1000001111 and     

ADSL comes to Nepal finally


After a lot of delays the much talked about adsl service from Nepal Telecom has finally been started from today. The price of internet in Nepal can only go down from this point onwards. Very good news for everyone who have been paying unreasonably high price for the service till date.

You can get and fill up the form here.They will charge you Rs 500 as activation charge.
Lets do a quick price analysis.They have initially rolled out 2 data schemes.The first one at 128kbps and another one 256kbps.128kbps would be charged at Rs900 per month in prepaid basis the the other one at RS1500 this is excluding taxes.Now lets tax them to know the actual price a customer has to pay.

Rs900+900*10%=Rs990 (10% TSC)
Rs990+990*13%=Rs 1118(13% VAT)

This is my initial guess. I might be wrong here.Can anyone confirm?

Noticed something funny? Yes Nepal Telecom taxes the tax.First they tax you 10% TSC add it up and then again Tax the sum with 13% VAT.

You work out the second ones price.

Besides this price every adsl customer has to do a initial investment on buying adsl modem(ATU-R) the customer premises equipment and the splitter. I have no idea about these equipments local market price.Any idea?

Some very related and relevant links you guys might want to explorer
http://back2mangalman.blogspot.com/2008/03/nepal-telecom-says-adsl-coming-soon.html
http://back2mangalman.blogspot.com/2008/03/adsl2-what-is-fuss-about.html
http://back2mangalman.blogspot.com/2008/03/general-knowledge-about-dsl-and-adsl-in.html

Bombard your Nepal telecom SIM holder Enemies with sms


Use the following information wisely. The information i am about to share is related to sms bombing hapless and clueless Nepal Telecom SIM card holder. Don't over do it.This is not my original. Passed on to me by my friend this information has been in forum for quite a long time.
Ok the link goes like this
http://crbt.ntc.net.np/colorring/randompwd.action?usernumber=9841XXXXXX&colorringtype=0

All you people have to do is copy paste the link in your browser, replace the XXXXXX with the desired ntc number hit enter and hit F5. 1min of pressing would yeild about 200 sms to the victim. If your connection is broadband then victim will get more than 700 SMS. Not good is it.

A Little Naga Baba



Ma Dog's Winter collection 064


Merry Christmas fellas .This winter I bring you Ma Dog's Winter Collection
Enough about computer viruses I sick & tired of 'em. How about Dog fashion for a change? This is My Dogs Winter Collection. Well my father’s idea actually. And I used my dog for a model but we had to pay him with rice and meat. (मासु भात) He he he
(Model-Dallae my canine companion)
We used cotton for fiber for the Cloth above.And the second one below is jeans as you can see. Oh and when the dog walks in the sun with this outfit on the cloth glitters like silver.

And yes we are accepting orders. Email me if you want this for your dog. Well not exactly the same thing as my dog would die of cold if I give away these and because size of the dog has to be taken into account. You don’t want your dog to pee in the pant do you?

E-commerce shoved down your Esophagus What do you think?

How about a 76 lettered Name for a son?


Nepal/Nuwakot

In an apprent bid to make his son unique from others a man in Nepal has decided to name his elder son with all his favorite words in Nepali language & some famous people in the world.

Permanent resident of Nuwakot district, Samundratar Village development committee ward no.2 35 years old Mr. Dharmendra Dangole is making rounds at VDC office now to complete the process of legalizing the long and strange name for his four years old son. He is sure that the name will be approved this time. He had tried to register the name for his son last year as well only to be rejected because the VDC secretary responsible for the job thought it was not appropriate for a name. Proposed name is

"Babusuprimhemantabasantariotarohasimotobutrosbutrosbhagtujigmesigmewangchung

jaldabir Dangol"

Dangol being his surname. With his other son with proposed name "Jafatsinghjafatlalnatwarshingnatwarman Dangol" on the waiting list Nepali government would have to prepare a special Citizenship certificate form for two of them as the current format won't be able to handle such a long name. How ever he has named his Daughter "Pragya" which is considered a modest name in Nepali community.

(source RSS)

It sound more like a common man "MangalMan's" answer to Shakespeare's

question "What's in a name?" don't u think?

I don't think these kids would be very pleased with their father once they get old enough to understand. The names are way too impractical. What do you think?

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