MangalMan's Perspective.

Time for some crap to enter the blog. Crap rapt in my grey matter sandwiched between dos and don’ts it’s time for them to get out. Well I have this disorder which makes me write all the time. It’s called obsessively compulsive disorderly conduct. Bear me oh holy cows. Nothing great to write so how about a translation from English to Nepali. Holy shit when translated into pure Nepali becomes पबित्र गु। and if you translate the term “I don’t like this bullshit” which I seriously mean it becomes “मलाई यो साँढेको गु मनपरेन।“

When I was a child I had heard about a story from unreliable of sources that if a centipede enters your ear hole it would dig a tunnel through your brain to come out of the other end. And the source was pretty adamant about the story. Oh this happened to my relative she had exclaimed. From then on I started to believe that I was not me rather this feeling of (I) ,(me) and self was a centipede unable to dig its way out . After all these years now I think centipede in me has fused with my brain living in perfect symbiotic relation ship.


My brain feeding centipede with food and the centipede feeding my brain with its crap and shit. Symptoms were present always. Would a normal guy send someone and her family a condolence letter on the auspicious occasion of Bijaya Dashami wishing her and her family a Hardik sradhanjali??????!!!!!!!! Well I or rather that centipede exactly did that few months after I heard the story. I mean what was the centipede thinking?


Now that I have grown up or not I am not sure like always and like about everything. I think everyone who walks upright and boasts about being a human has some kind of larvae inside their skull hollows. Verities include tape worm, round worm, dung beetle, roaches. All those shit about values, wrongs and rights & conventional wisdom they get cancelled out by the ever prevalent bug shit. And the overwhelming volume of the former suppresses later not letting it to come in the way when we finally sit to decide on some thing. (I don’t have a clue what I am talking about) . All these sins including constant urge for a leg over oh my centipede I so hate you. And I love you. Love you for you provide me with the excuses everyday. .

Or is it the Christmas hang over?

Ministry for collecting Petroleum commission and Kidnapping has given a speech in the name of the Nation. It said today in a pressed release the following “howdy folks Guess what time is it? Well it is the happy New Year and time for all the people of this beautiful Nation to get some perk on the occasion. So we have decided after consultation with our fellow accomplishes that the price of petroleum product has to be raised as it is the only way we can pay tribute to the rise in greasing the palm sector of industries.”
Oh I see the Hope at last after so many months of hitting new lows every day. Growth oh growth how sweet you can be.
The only way to get rid the nation from these poor bastards is to kill’em all .If this fails try taxing there oxygen.



पेट्रोलियम कमिशन तथा अपहरण मन्तरी द्वारा देश बासीको नाममा सम्बोधन। जनतालाई मध्य रात्रीय उपहार। जनता(पेट्रोलियम डिलर्स एसो उसो सिएछन्।) खुसीले गद्‍गद्। मगंलमान सधै झैं फेरी एक पटक पुन ट्वाँ ट्वाल्ल वाल्ल छ्याल्ल हुक्क हुक्क थुक्क थुक्क वात्त फ्यात्त थ्याच्च अन्त्यमा खुईइ‍य। जे जसो भए नि जाँतो त घुमाउनै पर्‍यो। क्याबात मन्तरी ज्यू क्याबात। यी पूँजीबादी अर्थतन्त्रले बोक्नु परेका बेफ्वाँकका बोझ (गरिबहरु) ले गर्दा बदनाम भै रहेको देशलाई धनी बनाउने रामबाण औषधी खोजेकोमा हजुरलाई साष्‍टाङ्ग दण्डवत। यसै गरि अब बिस्तारै घाँटी अठ्याउँदै जाँदा सबै गरिब मरिसके पछि नेपाल एक मात्र गरिबी उन्मुलन भएको देश कहलिनेछ क्या काईदा क्या बात। ए नाथे अम्रिकानेहरु सिक ए तिमरुनि नेपाली मोडलको गरिबि उन्मुलन कार्यक्रमबाट बाट।

Merry Christmas fellas .This winter I bring you Ma Dog's Winter Collection
Enough about computer viruses I sick & tired of 'em. How about Dog fashion for a change? This is My Dogs Winter Collection. Well my father’s idea actually. And I used my dog for a model but we had to pay him with rice and meat. (मासु भात) He he he
(Model-Dallae my canine companion)
We used cotton for fiber for the Cloth above.And the second one below is jeans as you can see. Oh and when the dog walks in the sun with this outfit on the cloth glitters like silver.

And yes we are accepting orders. Email me if you want this for your dog. Well not exactly the same thing as my dog would die of cold if I give away these and because size of the dog has to be taken into account. You don’t want your dog to pee in the pant do you?

E-commerce shoved down your Esophagus What do you think?

Well i call it Antisujin 2.0
fixed issues
-Now it says whether or not your computer has the virus
-It completely removes all traces of this virus from your computer

So i would advise you to re-download the file one more time and double click Antisujin.bat file.
from here

Update: 12:00 PM Nepali Time

It seems that in the heat of excitement I released the AntiSujin 2.0 packed inside three folders all named AntiSujin how can I be so dumb? Did you notice that in the file produced by unzipping? Sorry for that. I fixed that + a performance upgrade.

So it’s AntiSujin 2.1 now.

Well there were 3 VBScript files before all glued together by a batch file now there are only two. Just unzip the AntiSujin2.1.zip file and double click the AntiSujin.bat file. Password is back2mangalman download from here

You might be wondering why I am obsessed with this particular virus but the fact is I am obsessed with viruses as a whole.

Yes I admit that my previous articles about sujin virus were very long .I didn’t liked them myself but I am still in a learning curve when it comes to writing blog and more than that I want you people to learn fishing.

Now this time I have come up with the fish itself .No explanations needed. Just download the zip file, extract it and double click “AntiSujin.bat”

Password is “back2mangalman” without “” quotes
Download from here
:UPDATE:

1) Click tools option of the My computer menu and then click Folder option their look for view tab and click show hidden files and folders radio button, also uncheck the boxes which says" Hide extensions for known file type" and " Hide protected operating system files (recommended)" ignore that warning which says bla bla bla and press yes.

2) Open task manager kill the wscript.exe by hitting “end process” button.

3) make sure you have killed all wscript.exe as more than one instance of the program might be operational.

4) Click Start-> run->

5) Type system32 in the run box and hit enter.

6) Find “Virusremoval.vbs” and delete it holding both the shift and delete key simultaneously.

7) If you have pen drive or floppy inserted don't double click to open it. Instead double click the "My computer" icon when it opens press F4 button from your keyboard now find your pen drive or what ever you have to open and click it

8) Find and delete file named " autorun.inf " and " Virusremoval.vbs " if it exists there.

Now you are a clean. But to clean up the registry mess created by this sujin virus. You have to download this file here and double click . Which would put things back to normal. This tool is also useful to clean up the mess created by other viruses other than sujin as well.

I don't personally trust this tool but here goes the link to sujin virus removal tool from worldlink web site Scanner.exe from the same guy who created the virus

Computers around Katmandu are these days infected by a nasty resources eating virus which does nothing but scare people. If your internet explorer address bar shows Sujin.com.np and your home page point you to "sujin.com.np" then your computer is infected by sujin virus. Don't be scared though. Apart from eating your computer's 9mb memory for wscript.exe, changing your ie address bar and home page this virus does not do any harm. I mean no secret is going to be stolen from you.
I advice you not to believe the news report coming out in the paper which claim this virus steals your password and sends it to the virus coders. Being a Computer science student I know a little about codes. I have seen the code of the virus (It does not requires any expertise-believe me) and there is nothing in it which suggest it steals password.
There is no doubt that it's a lie. This guy sujin whoever he is only wants to get some publicity. This virus is written in VBScript so the code can be seen through notepad.

You get to see this messege if you open the file through notepad

('******************************************************************
'********************* Virus Removal VBScript *********************
'************************** Version 1.00 **************************
'******************************************************************
'This antivirus program is intended to repair your computer from
'any sorts of virus attacks.
'This program is exactly like a normal virus but it repairs things
'rather than destroying them.
'******************************************************************
'******************************************************************
'Program developed by
'Sujin Joshi
'http://Sujin.com.np
'sujinjoshi@gmail.com)

He claims that this is an "antivirus program" is intended to repair your computer. Some of his claims are true as it deletes the "ravmon.exe", "winfile.exe","run.wsh","sxs.exe","killvbs.vbs” which are all known viruses. It resets the registry & taskmanager back to normal. But these are not all the viruses in the world. This is no match for aViruses with polymorphic properties. Remember the "New folder.exe" virus which copies itself to every folder with different folder name. Don't fall for it this is no good of a program

This script makes changes in your registry by attaching itself ("Virusremoval.vbs") to userinit.exe which makes his file execute every time we open computer and log on. More over this script scans for removal storage device like floppy and pen drive every 10 seconds to propagate. If you have a floppy drive you can hear it scanning you floppy drive every 10 seconds with annoying sound.
Also it makes an "autorun.inf" file with following lines in these devices if it finds them inserted
("[autorun]"
"open=wscript.exe VirusRemoval.vbs"
"shell\open=Open"
"shell\open\Command=wscript.exe VirusRemoval.vbs")

This virus eats up your memory resources to spread itself. Blood sucking parasite don't you think? Other thing it does is it Changes your Internet explorers address bar with
–sujin.com.np and home page to sujin.com.np which is not working right now.

Now for the getting rid of the virus part (Manual method)
Apparently mercantile the company where this guy registered his domain name was providing an antidote for this sujin virus. I went their and downloaded the program it did clean my virus but when I checked at the about section of that program I was horrified to find same name "Sujin joshi" as programmer. आफैं बोक्सी आफैं धामी????? (both witch and the witch hunter are the same person?)
It further strengthened my previous hunch that this guy is no more than a script kiddie looking for instant fame and I suspect that the same guy planted the news story into some of the newspapers of Nepal. To them I have to say plz plz plz verify first what ever you are publishing. No false information please.
Would you trust this persons program??? I would not!!!! You should not. Sorry for deviating from the issue but I am angry with these newspapers

To clean this VBScript from your computer(Manually)
1) Open >task manager> look for process "WScript.exe"> click on it and then click end process. If it says warning and bla bla bla ignore it and click yes. Now make sure there is no more "WScript.exe" running in task manager if yes repeat the process above i.e. hitting the end process button.
2) To Open command prompt type "cmd" without quotes at >start >run
3) Type "cd.." without quotes and press enter
4) Repeat 3) this would bring us to the drive c: or d: or whatever yours is
5) Now type cd windows\system32 and hit enter
6) Type "attrib -s -h -r Virusremoval.vbs" without quotes and hit enter
7) Now Type "del Virusremoval.vbs" without quotes and hit enter
8) Now if you have pen drive or floppy inserted don't double click to open it. Instead double click the "My computer" icon when it opens press F4 button from your keyboard now find your pen drive or what ever you have to open and click it.
9) Click tools option of the My computer menu and then click Folder option theiràlook for view tab and clickàclick show hidden files and folders radio button, also uncheck the boxes which says" Hide extensions for known file type" and " Hide protected operating system files (recommended)" ignore that warning which says bla bla bla and press yes while doing it.
10) Find and delete file named " autorun.inf " and " Virusremoval.vbs " if it exists.

11) If it is not working for you plz check no 1) again if there is wscript.exe running in the task manager you have to repeat everything again. So please be sure that wscript.exe is not running.

Update:
And lastly
in order to fix up the registry alteration done by this sujin virus please download this VBScript file. Here and double click. This particular Script is also useful if you are infected by other viruses other than sujin
(ask me if you encounter problem) i am always ready to answer.
:Update:
goto this link to get anti sujin tool 2.1
Here

i found this very interesting and historic picture i hope i am not infringing any copy rights. This is Nepal's one of the oldest newspaper.

Nepal/Nuwakot

In an apprent bid to make his son unique from others a man in Nepal has decided to name his elder son with all his favorite words in Nepali language & some famous people in the world.

Permanent resident of Nuwakot district, Samundratar Village development committee ward no.2 35 years old Mr. Dharmendra Dangole is making rounds at VDC office now to complete the process of legalizing the long and strange name for his four years old son. He is sure that the name will be approved this time. He had tried to register the name for his son last year as well only to be rejected because the VDC secretary responsible for the job thought it was not appropriate for a name. Proposed name is

"Babusuprimhemantabasantariotarohasimotobutrosbutrosbhagtujigmesigmewangchung

jaldabir Dangol"

Dangol being his surname. With his other son with proposed name "Jafatsinghjafatlalnatwarshingnatwarman Dangol" on the waiting list Nepali government would have to prepare a special Citizenship certificate form for two of them as the current format won't be able to handle such a long name. How ever he has named his Daughter "Pragya" which is considered a modest name in Nepali community.

(source RSS)

It sound more like a common man "MangalMan's" answer to Shakespeare's

question "What's in a name?" don't u think?

I don't think these kids would be very pleased with their father once they get old enough to understand. The names are way too impractical. What do you think?

म को हुँ? जति यो प्रश्‍न सहज लाग्छ त्यति नै गार्‍हो छ यसको उत्तर। म नाम मात्र त पक्कै होइन नाम त मेरो कसैले राखिदिएको लेबल मार्का छाप हो। के म शरीर हुँ त? यी हात खुट्टा छाला रगत मासु सहितको शरीर? १०-१२ पल्टको मलामी यात्रा पछि पनि कसरी म यो भ्रममा बाँच्न सक्छु र? म शरीर मात्र भएको भए मृत्यु के हो त? मृत्यु पछि पनि शरीर त बाँकि रहन्छ तर म के म त्यति बेला पनि बाँकि रहन्छु त? अहँ रहन्न। मृत शरीर र म फरक कुरा। आत्मा मैले देखेको छैन । अँ एक पटक तन्द्रामा म आफू शरीर बाट निस्किएको जस्तो अनुभव भएको भने छ मलाई। तर कसैले आएर घम्लङ्ग अँगालो हालेर फेरी शरीर भित्र छिराइदिँदा म झल्याँस्स बिउँझिएछु। मलाई थाहा छैन त्यो अनुभव मेरो दिमागको फितुर थियो या अरु केहि।
सायद प्रश‍न ठूलो छ र मेरो दिमाग मटरकोसा। सायद।

म आफूलाई ह्‍यारी पोर्टर किताबको डिमेन्टर पात्र झैं पाउँछु आशावादीहरुको आशामा बाँच्ने प्राणी।म मेरो बाँच्ने उर्जा आशावादीहरुबाट सोस्छु। चारै तिर चुक घोप्‍टिएर निश्पट अन्धकार छाई सक्दा पनि गुफाको मुखको उज्यालोको मृगतृष्णालाई जीजीभीषाको आधार बनाउन सक्ने आत्माहरु तिमीहरु नभए म रहन्न एक पल पनि।

कार्तिकलाई बिस्तारै जाडोले च्याप्दै जाँदा
जिमखानाको सिकारु पहलमानले रिङ्को तौल बढाए जस्तै
म पनि दबिँदै जान्छु सिरकको भारले शनै शनै

कार्बन र निकोटिनको कक्‍टेलले फोक्सो भर्दे
अन्नपुर्णालाई दाहिने पारेर
कहिले काहिँ छिरिदिन्छु महाबौद्दका बेनामे चाईनिज गल्लि तिर
चटामरिको पाश्‍चात्य भर्सन, उहि पिज्जाले रसनाको उत्तेजना शान्त बनाउन

त्यतै तिर जता गोरु जत्रा डुगुरेहरु
बीर अस्पताल लासघरमा नाक कान को नास्ता पछि
गुच्चा टोलको हल्लामा चढेर
बर्गरको डेज्जर्ट खान प्बालको बाटो छिर्ने गर्छन् रे म सँग सँगै

(२०६४ कार्तिक २०,पकनाजोल )

Slowly as the month of kartik is engulfed by the chill. I cover myself with the blanket gradually increasing its thickness. Like a newbie slowly increasing weight he can lift in a gym.
Filling my lungs with cocktail of carbon and nicotine .I enter the nameless Chinese galli at Mahabauddha to tranquilize my demanding tongue with western version of Chattamari -Italian pizza.
aha you guessed it right same place where the ox sized rodents after supper of human nose and ears at Bir Hospital Morgue come ridding mouth to mouth from guccha tole to get burger on dessert. We both see each other and ignore.

I have been writing articles in Yuvamanch. For those of you who don’t know it exists I just want to say that it does. I was not satisfied writing there though. They stifle your freedom as a writer and murder your creativity. I don’t quite understand why an editor has to always edit!!!! At the end when it gets published you won’t be able to recognize your own write up. Transmutation that takes place makes you puke on it.

Blog is me. It is me none edited. And I can write what ever I wish to. No restrictions whatsoever. This is my dose of freedom pills. I want to get addicted to it forever……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Echoes of my thoughts reverberating inside hollow me. ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

मलाई थाहा छैन कहाँ आत्मसन्तुष्‍टि र आत्मरतिमा भेद सकिन्छ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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……………………………Digging deep with my bare claws to unearth whats hidden................................ ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………I……vow……to continue……………….

Don’t try to read between lines. They mean nothing just like my life my thoughts resonate nothingness too.

म त सुन्यमा सुन्य सरी बिलाएँ।…………………………………………………………...

Thamel as we see it is the most vibrant place in whole Kathmandu. It’s the place where every tourist coming to the country leaves their foot mark and immediately begins searching for a way to get out, river rafting, mountain viewing, and bungee jumping being favorite of excuses.
In recent of times it is emerging as a place to hang out for Nepali youngsters.
Place to chill out after the grueling day. As the night fall this part of city comes alive with light and color. Hustle and bustle of city life halts for a while here for a sip of beer or a night out. Disco loving young bloods clad in there prettiest of wardrobes and with puff of cigarette in the mouth are seen flying frequently to the place. There is more to see in Thamel then this. Beneath this skin Thamel is a whole lot different place. Ever green Drug dealers, Massage centers where you get less massage and more other things, occasional snake wranglers, street children with dirtiest of faces this is real Thamel for you. Thamel has its own success story from a typical newar jayapu bari to a international hub surly it has been a transformation. Well how do I know? You might ask well I leave just a stone throw away from it. Being a student of Ascol it is really a pity that I have not developed skills necessary for it though (Stone throwing). For me Thamel is a little too close for comfort. It becomes more evident at the time of load shedding when big hotels fire up their generators and so does my head. Decibel meter’s going up I can assure you is not a very good of a music to your eardrums I can tell you that. Well I can’t do anything about it no one can. Taking evening walks down the Thamel lane has been a top of my agenda for so many years now. The charm of Thamel attract me like it does to so many other, but for me it’s a search for stories and expressions.
Thamel is about stories told and untold. Stories one sees through the eyes of street children, drug dealers all looking for a quick buck sniffing gum, getting high. I get a high too from Thamel but mine is more emotional than narcotic. Entering Thamel is like a switching on of switch for me the moment I step in I become possessed by some English spirit. At least that is what I think.
Well I admit I go there for pretty girls awkwardly dressed in revealing way, but not to look at them but to chase the expression people make when one pass by. The jeers and cheers that follow that’s what they wear it for don’t you think? The theory says "The more the show of cleavage the more the hung jaws and gasps one hears."
(also posted in blog which i abandoned for no reason)

गाई सुधो नेपाली भीडमा भेडो बन्छ। भीरमा गोरु बन्छ।इनारको भ्यागुतो नेपाली आकाश छुन उफ्रन्छ । मच्चिन्छ चाचाहुईमा लिंगे पिङ्‍ अनि रोटे पिङ्‍मा। अनि प्रत्येक पटक जस्तै यस पटक पनि थच्चिन्छ नराम्ररी। साथी पृथ्बी साच्चै गोलो छ। मंगलमान यहि नेपाली जनताको प्रतिनिधिपात्र हो। मंगलमान प्रयोगशालाको त्यो प्राणी हो जस माथी हर समय असफल प्रयोगहरु लादिइन्छ।म चाहन्छु मेरा केहि प्रयासहरु त्यो मंगलमानलाई नबिर्सनुमा केन्द्रित रहोस्।